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Tabish: Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED! 12 Dislike
sam.j: thinks everyone should stop teasing poor Justin Bieber... She has feelings too! 12 Dislike
Polygraph Marc: A contact lens, painted black, makes an ideal skullcap for a Jewish hamster 12 Dislike
Polygraph Marc: Was sitting on a train this morn opposite a sexy Thai girl.I thought,"Please don't get an erection.Please don't get an erection."But she did 12 Dislike
DSteady: It's not rape just as long as you yell "SURPRISE!!!!" first. 12 Dislike
Loopz: BBC News: David and Victoria Beckham expecting fourth child.................Oh wait, no, she's just eaten an apple ! :p 12 Dislike
skooP: Did you know that by milking the prostrate gland you can ejaculate without even having a boner? 12 Dislike
Jriver13: If men only want sex, and women only want money. Then surely prostitution is the key to everything 12 Dislike
Thatboy: Why are Jewish people's nose so big? because air's free 12 Dislike
sam.j: is so broke that he's going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers. 12 Dislike

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Last post by Tabish on 17/05/2013 11:00:51 PM GMT

Tabish It's a shame that all the people who know how to run the country are all busy driving taxi's and cutting hair!
Posted by Tabish 17/05/2013 11:00 PM 1 Like
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Tabish McDonalds is growing up! They dumped Ronald and I hear they are planning to add an adult toy to their value meals.
Posted by Tabish 17/05/2013 10:53 PM Like
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Shafugg I always prefer carrying a picture of my girl in my wallet.....cos it always reminds me of why there is no fuggin cash in there.
Posted by Shafugg 17/05/2013 01:46 PM 2 Like
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@Kym254 How long do I have to bite my lip before he notices I'm flirting? There's blood everywhere.
Posted by @Kym254 17/05/2013 10:25 AM Like
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redt6 I'm sorry I keep looking at your chest while you're talking. It's just so beautiful. What is it, oak?
Posted by redt6 17/05/2013 04:03 AM Like
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sirdawko Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!
Posted by sirdawko 16/05/2013 05:19 PM 9 Like
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Rex Just bought some prawn balls, & if the size of them are anything to go by his dick must be f*cking massive!
Posted by Rex 16/05/2013 02:01 PM 3 Like
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Slickpony you know....I once dated an amputee....She single-handedly changed my life....
Posted by Slickpony 16/05/2013 06:28 AM 5 Like
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Slickpony I just ran out of T.P., so I had to use leaves, HA just kidding, but my wife learned a big lesson about leaving her panties in our bathroom
Posted by Slickpony 16/05/2013 06:26 AM 5 Like
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Slickpony you know....Porn paints a extremely unrealistic picture....of how quickly you can get a plumber over to your house....
Posted by Slickpony 16/05/2013 06:23 AM 6 Like
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Tabish These animal crackers are crap, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did.
Posted by Tabish 15/05/2013 08:29 PM 5 Like
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Rex Dodge global warming & move to britain!
Posted by Rex 15/05/2013 02:34 PM 3 Like
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Somebody "If you make a false statement causing you too lose credibility, it's not the end of the world you know." - Mayans
Posted by Somebody 15/05/2013 12:02 AM 1 Like
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Tabish the comfort I get from bringing my own pillow on the plane doesn't quite outweigh the shame of carrying my own pillow thru the airport
Posted by Tabish 13/05/2013 11:21 PM 2 Like
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Tabish Seriously? WTF is it with all the unecessary phone names? ~~> Get the new 4G LTE touch bionic droid x2 razor Evo 3D 8950 by HTC.
Posted by Tabish 13/05/2013 11:18 PM 2 Like
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Slickpony so....why is everyone always talking about "Getting High on Life"??....because this cereal sucks....and it hurts my nose....
Posted by Slickpony 13/05/2013 08:15 PM 7 Like
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Slickpony DAMMITT!!....I just blew a speaker in my truck....he was a motivational speaker....and he was very convincing....
Posted by Slickpony 13/05/2013 08:13 PM 7 Like
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Slickpony My youngest son can now reach the light switches, so don't come over to my house, unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure
Posted by Slickpony 13/05/2013 08:13 PM 9 Like
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Rex Contradiction #1 rising sea levels & a hosepipe ban!
Posted by Rex 13/05/2013 05:55 PM 1 Like
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Milo You can never tell if a person is a secret hoarder. They usually keep it to themselves.
Posted by Milo 12/05/2013 11:35 PM 2 Like
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